Published
3 weeks agoon
By
Luna Wilder
In a turn of events that gives a whole new meaning to “home invasion,” the town of Pendleton, South Carolina, has had its peace disrupted by a rebellious ruminant.
Yes, folks, we’re talking about a goat that decided to play Goldilocks in a resident’s home. No porridge was harmed, however.
Our bold Billy, who apparently lives down the road, decided to take a little neighborhood stroll. And not just any stroll, oh no, this critter had the audacity to saunter right into a woman named Taylor’s home. Because, you know, why not?
“The goat made a fun memory for us and the neighbors,” Taylor said to Newsweek, possibly while still in mild shock and checking her locks.
“My boyfriend even played with it in the backyard.”
Talk about turning lemons into lemonade, or in this case, turning goat invasions into a neighborhood spectacle.
As Taylor’s Ring doorbell camera shows, the goat nonchalantly ambled up to her front door, gave a few bleats (probably goat for “Open Sesame”) and wandered right in. Can you blame the guy? Who doesn’t love a spontaneous house tour?
But here’s where it gets interesting, folks. It turns out, our goat friend isn’t just a master of breaking and entering.
A study by Queen Mary University, London, and the Institute of Agricultural Science in Switzerland proves that goats are more than their vacant stares and ravenous appetites. They’re also puzzle-solving aficionados.
In what’s been dubbed the “artificial fruit challenge,” goats were presented with a tricky puzzle box containing a fruity reward. The goats had to pull a rope and activate a lever with their teeth and muzzle to access the food.
Guess what? Nine out of twelve goats were up to the challenge. Three tried to headbutt their way to victory (the goat equivalent of kicking the vending machine when your snack gets stuck, perhaps?).
And when the successful nine were retested ten months later, they all solved the puzzle in less than a minute.
“Take that, primates!” we can imagine them saying.
This isn’t the first time a goat has been caught in the act of a B&E.
Earlier this year, another goat felt the need to snuggle with its owners in the middle of the night.
And in October 2022, a wild goat with horns that would make a Viking helmet jealous let itself into a couple’s hotel room.
So, what’s the takeaway? Should we start goat-proofing our homes?
Or maybe, just maybe, we should all take a moment to appreciate the underestimated intelligence and audacity of these four-legged trespassers.
And for the residents of Pendleton, don’t be surprised if one day you find a goat at your door selling encyclopedias.
After all, they’re just trying to get our goat.